Won havz dursydid tu rurlees sum fotoz ov wonself for wonz Royl hurfishil burfday wot woz reesintly an won hexpex tu see em sun on stampz.  If not won wil be duin sum stampin ov wonz own!




 

 


 


TThis iz the won for the stampz



An fynurly, won wif wonz dyur huzbun the Pwins Wee-jint Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir wot iz kurintly owt in the Royl Bertanikil Gardinz ov Kyoo (or az the lowly slaev sez, playin owt in the garding an trying tu fiend anyfing tu eet wot the burdyz dropziz owt ov themz feedurz)






Long Live Betty!
 

Wonz Joobly Speetsh

Tu wonz dyur subjekz at hoem an in the wydur Kominwelf

Won an wonz famly havz byn havin a luvly tiem dyoorin wonz Joobly.  Wonz slayv yvin orgurnyzd A stryt pahty for won an wonz huzbun in owur livinrum.

Wot won injoyd mostist woz the horsyz.  Thay kaymd tu dans for won from orl owvur the wurld.  Ther woz Mownteez an Indyinz an Kowboyz an Plees horsyz an evryfin.  The Kosak horsyz woz urmayzin.  Thay woz gulalipin akros the ureenur an the peeplz woz duin akro-batix on themz bakz.  An hangin orf themz siedz tu. Won an wonz huzbun woz gaspin.  An that Frensh blowk wot brings in the horsyz wif no hatz on an thay stil did orl the fingz he asktid them tu du.  Yvin the litl fowlz.  An orl the singin childrinz from Afrika.  Thay woz styoopendis.

An peepilz havz bene sow kiend.  Won havz had lotz an lotz an lotz  ov gud wishiz from orl wonz subjekz wot havz mayd won smiel lotz tu.  Orl the peepilz woz singin tu won on the Mall an the sowljurz woz shutin themz noyzy gunz an evryfing.  An ther woz haeryplaenz flyin owvur tu.  Thay woz a bit noyzy. 

Won havz kermandid the slayv tu tiep this on the nyoo iPad fingy.  She sed it woz hard tu du at furst bykoz it keptid chaynjin wot she had ritin, but it havz prity mutsh givin up now an itz letin  hur tyep wot won is diktaytin tu hur wif fyoour an fyoour prowtestz.  It must be gaynin a hyooj vowkabyooliry.  Won iz very hytek, yoo noe. Won woz yvin nowzin arownd hur foen the uvur dae.  She woz panikin a bit for sum reezin, but she needint ov wuryd.  Won havz susd it owt an wil hav a go at playin wif it at the furst hopurtyoonity.  Won wundurz wy she havz turnd that funy purpl kulur?

Won hoepz wonz fyoochur yurz on the froen wil be az gud az the past yurz havz bene, an wif yor serpawt an the serpawt ov wonz dyur huzbun, won iz shoor thay wil be.  Fankyu tu orl wonz loyl subjex, evin the slaev.

By Royl Kermand

Her Royl Hoppiness

Kween Betty Winzer

An

The Pwins Wee-gent

Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir

Gud mornin dyur subjekz.  Won iz just rekuvrin from the aftur efektz ov wonz burfday party.  Not the hufishul burfday wen won havz got tu giv a speetsh but wonz propur burfday.  Did yoo orl hyur the bum! bum! bum ov the kaninz fyrin from orl the kasilz?  It woz kwiet spektakulur but orfly noyzy.  Wonz pur yurz.

Won iz not gowin tu riet for long bekoz won iz tyurd, az won sed befaw.  An wonz huzbun wontz won tu switsh the lietz owt.  So won wil be breef.

Meny fankz tu orl ov yoo wot sendid won kardziz and wotnot.  It iz not yoozhyul tu send telygramz TU the Kween but won hopreeshyaytid the emaylz wot won got.  Wonz huzbun let won hav furst biet at the karit topz an  the kabij as a speshil treet.  Yoo kud see he woz fiendin it hard tu kontayn himzself, tho an he dievdid in prity kwikly.  He orlso givd won a shok!

Slaev had been upsterz.  She sed she woz wurkin.  Yeh, riet.  Enywae, she mustuv got tu hot koz she woz kliemin down the sterz wif hur jumpur in hur hand insted ov wairin it.  Won wishiz she wudint du that.  It iz kwiet diskonsurtin inuf tu hav tu sher a hows wif a hyoomin, but havin won wot kypz taykin hur fur orf iz just not tu be toluraytid. Enywae, at the botim ov the sterz, she fru hur jumpur ontu the bak ov the sowfur.  Wonz pur huzbun got the friet ov himz lief an he jumptid owt ov the forij trae at the speed ov liet an ran rownd the sofur tu wer won woz snoozin.  For a owld bun he karnt harf muv!  Won woz roodly awaykind an had tu leep up an run rownd tu the uvur sied ov the sowfur and ther was the slaev in hur undyz!  Kuvur wonz yz!Orf wif hur hed!  An on wif hur jumpur!  An yoo now wot, subjekz, fru the hopologyz to wonz huzbun she woz lafin!  Wota chyk! She sed it luktid funy, won buny bot dishopeerin rownd won sied ov the sowfur an a difrint buny hed hopeerin rownd the uvur.

Treezin!

Lief in the doghows!

Sundae afturnun domestisitee

Gud afturnun, subjekz, Kweeny hyur aftur a prowlongd absins.  Slaev havz fienly taykin a rest from wurk an let won at the pyootur.

She stoptid tu mayk won an wonz huzbun sum deelishus bunny bikyz, but du yoo no wot?  She woent let won an won lik the boel!  Us bunnurz korlz that rotin!

She havz mayd a mixtyur wot smels deelishus, evin tu hur unejyookaytid noez an it iz kurintly 'restin' in sum kling stuf in the frij befor she kukz it intu skrumy bikyz for won tu nom on.

She woz kreeaytiv tudae.  This is wot she yoozd

Dri stuf

Wonz pelitz

Sum pelitz wot iz tu hard for won an won rerfyooziz tu eet

Sum pelitz wot Anty Jeri sent from Sweedin

Sum porij oatsiz (not meny ov thoez)

Sum gras meel

Sum ov wonz hae snippd up intu littl bitziz...she woz mownin abowt that coz she neely sniptid hur fingurz an she sed hur hand woz aykin from gripin the hae tu snip it...ther is lotz ov this ingreedyint...yum!

Sum ov wonz dryd dandylienz

Sum ov wonz dryd cowltzfut (not mutsh ov this ingreedyint...shaem!)

Orl ov theez fingz got wizd rownd an rownd very lowdly in the blendur fingy then dumpt in the mixin boel.

Gooy stuf

Harf ov a scrumy narnur...wonz mouf iz wartrin now

Sum chopt up apil

Sum snipt up bitz ov spring greenz...she moend agen..how preediktibl  Saem az the hay.

Orl ov theez fingz got wizd rownd in the blendur fingy orlso an then mixtid in wif the dri stuf to klag it orl tugevur.

Wen she woz hapy wif wot she had dun (an won woz clymin up yur leg wontin tu help) she put it orl intu sum klingy filmy stuf and skwosht it tugevur then put it in the frij an she sez it havz got tu stae ther for a wiel then she wil roel it owt an kut it up an kuk it for won an won wif sum for wonz frenz the Jordy Gang tu.

Won karnt waet!  But wy woent she let us  - or rarvur WON - hav the mixin beol?  Wot a swiz!

She sez this iz orl in practis for a riet Royl feest for wonz Joobly wot iz hapnin laytur this yur, an orlso for the Bunnylympikz wot won wil be owpnin erfishly wif a SPEETSH!  Won iz bizy kompowzin.  Wotsh this spaes.

By Royl Kermand

Kween Betty Winzer

and orlso

Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir

The Pwins Wee-jent