Wonz speetsh tu the Kominwelf an Byond at Krismis 2011

Dyrist subjeks, at hoem, in owur Kominwelf an in the wydur world, I sendz yoo Royl greetinz this Krismis, 2011.

Wot a bizy yur wonz huzbun an I havz had.  We wur pleezd wen the slaev startid duin sum propur wurk at last.  Wot we didint reeliez at the tiem woz that she wud vircherly diserpeer!  She woz a pur howskiepur orlredy but the Royl palis havz gon tu rek an roon now koz won kan bearly drag hur awa from hur kybord.  Tap, tap, tap, orl dae long.  Begin leturz, survayz, dokyoomintz, groopziz an 4umz.  We havz tu stamp lotz just tu remiend hur tu get owt for sum forijin!  We nowz it iz orl gud wurk for owur bunny subjekz, an it needz duin, but kan we hav hur bak for a fyoo minitz pur dae, pleez?  Sheez not mutsh yoos, but sheez the ownly slaev weev got!

We hav towld hur she havz got tu taek a bit ov tiem orf tudae bekoz owur vidyo needid huplowdin tu yootyoob.  We didint reeliez she hadint eevin put it tugevur so we put hur tu wurk this afturnune maykin it an uplowdin it.  Wud yoo burleev we had tu mayk hur mayk it twies?   She iz kwiet fik, so pleez hekskyooz the naemz ov the kamrerz hopyrin at the botim ov sum ov the pikshurz an moovy klipz.  She had maed a riet mes the furst tiem but yoo wil be pleezd tu no that it iz shortur now an lotz mor intrestin.  We hav instruktid hur tu put on a deesint sowndtrak.  Yu kan fiend it hyur  http://youtu.be/VM6rGbpA58s

We hav had a vairyd yur ov kors.  The start ov it woz kowld but lotz ov fun.  We did binkyin an tunilin an genrily maykin the Royl Palis rarvur kowld by insistin on kypin the bak dor owpin.  Not unyoozhuly the yur seemz tu be endin evry bit az kowld in hyur an we iz spendin lotz ov tiem in frunt ov the fyur towstin wonselfs.

Ther woz lotz ov heksietmint in the sumur wif too Royl wedinz.  Ther woz a very memribl foto in the meedyur ov me in my fasinaytur wot woz deelishus. Wonz huzbun sadly deekliend tu hav himz foto taykin wif hiz matshin won.  It woz deelishus tu wif panzyz an rowsiz an dandylienz orl buwnd up wif bitz ov gras.

Ther havz been sad tiemz owvur the yur an we woz purtikyoolurly sadind tu hyur ov the urfkwaykz in Nyoo Zeelind an the fludz in the Filipynz wair wonz Anty Brigit stil havz hur famly

Famly ov kors iz very dyur tu won.  Wer wud won be wifowt wonz huzbun?  Wer wud won be wifowt wonz Anty Dottie an hur lot wot lukz aftur won and wonz huzbun wen the slaev gowz galurvantin?  Wonz Anty Dottie iz kiend tu won an givz TREETZ an MOR PELITZ than the slaev duz. An won met an dyooly bit wonz Anty Jooly tu.

Wonz helf woz a bit dojy urlyur in the yur wen won had the slaev in a panik an had tu vizit a speshlist an spend a niet in hopsital, but wonz huzbun kaem owvur an keptid won kumpny, wich chyurd won up now end.  Wonz pur tufurz gaev won sum greef an sow now the slaev havz tu get won wilo wot iz very taesty.  She sez she iz riskin hur liburty wen she pikziz it but she kan stop moenin.  I yam the Kween.  Thay wud not daer put owur slaev in klink.  The Kween havz spowkin.  Orf wif ther hedz!

We hav been very chyurd wen orl the onlien Antyz and Unkilz woz konsurnd ynuf tu send us gud wishiz wen won woz undur the wevur. It just shoez how mutsh a strong an konsistint monark is hopreeshyaytid.

We woz not sow hopy wen a norty gasman wos rood tu the slaev and put wonz Royl saefty in jepurdy by standin wif the dor owpin.  We hinstruktid the slaev tu see him orf the premisis.  Wel reely we wontid tu hav himz hed chopt orf but that mietuv maed a bit ov a mes on wonz karpit.

We hav bene hintrestid in the gowinz on ov guvurmentz and wotnot.  Thay orl seme helbent on maykin a mes ov evryfin, but ov kors that is yoosyul for polytishunz.  We towldid Mr Kamrin tu sort owt them Yooro fingyz an woz pleezd he had taykin a strong stand but he seemz tu hav orlmoest korzd a hinturnashnul hinsidint.  O dyur!

We kloez wif very best wishiz for a spydy rekuvry for the huzbun ov the uvur Kween Betty wot iz in hopsital tudae wen he must shooly wont tu be owt wif himz famly.  He havz bean havin a metil fing put in himz artry.  It must be skafowldin or sumfin.  But he iz a tuf owld boy an we ar shoor he wil be fien an bak tu maykin orlmiety gafz in now tiem flat.  Fank gudnes wonz own huzbun havz rarvur les tu sae for himz-self or the Royl Monarky miet be in a bit ov trubil.

My huzbun an I wish orl owur subjekz orl the very bestist of seezinz greetinz an hoep that 2012 wil be a wundurful yur for us orl.

Hur Royl Hoppiness

Kween Betty Winzer

an hur konsort

the Pwins Wee-jint

Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir

My Royl Wedin Speetsh

I ritid this in April on the hukayzhun ov the Royl Wedin.  I shud reely publish a nyu won for the nyu royl kupl but it woz a mor pryvit afayr for frenz an famly ownly so I fink it iz betur if I kepe that won kwyit.  Bersydz, my huzbun had tu mutsh shampayn an it iz probly betur if evrybuny just forgetz it.


Enyway, hyur iz my April spteetsh


My huzbun an I wud liek tu fank yoo orl for orl yor supawt an kiend wishiz
durin this hopy dae.



Liek orl ov yoo, we havz trooly injoyd this speshul dae, the pomp, the
krowdz, the horsyz, (mor abowt them in a minit) the kostyoomz, the flowurz
(speshly the flowurz!) an moest ov orl the serimuny.



Didint yoo orl luv the dres? It woz luverly. Sow sheek, sow elygunt.



We woz a bit agast at sum ov the hatz. Wy wur thay werin saterlyt dishiz on
ther hedz? Nun ov them woz az gud az owur Royl hatz wot the slaev maykd for
us. Won lukd proply elygunt in yelo, didint yoo fink?



Them plaenz woz noyzy but it woz nies tu see the owl wonz bein put tu yoos
agen aftur orl theez yurz.



My huzbun wontz yoo orl tu no that he did NOT forl asleap in the midl ov it
orl. Wel, not for long, enywae. He ownly snawd a litl bit.



We had a skrumy biet tu eet befor them norty yungsturz nipd owt in ther
dadyz kar. Then we had a gud titur undur wonz hand wen thay wur praydin
arownd the palis growndz in it.



Now, bak tu them horsyz. Wot a norty lot thay ar. Thay doent yooz the
litur trae at orl! Thay just poo evrywer! Orl the karij weelz woz gowin
fru it an wen them pur pesintz woz uprowtshin the palis, I bet lotz ov em
steptid in it. It woz pongy tu. Not liek nies fraygrint bunny pooz wot iz
luvly. An then horsyz woz wontin tu binky, but the riedurz didint let them,
did thay? I sor won wot skiturd akros the roed tho. I bet that got him
intu trubl. The sowljur an the horsy. Thay iz nies them horsyz. I
pertiklerly liekd won ov them Winzer grayz wot woz pulin the hapy kupl in
ther karij. He woz very hansum. I just hoep my huzbun didint spot me
maykin Is at him. Tee hee! Thay karnt harf eet, tho. I undurstand thay kan
nosh orlmoest a hoel bael ov hay in a dae! Kor! Won fing I havz nowtisd
abowt them iz that thay ar orl upy-eer. Wy iz ther no lopz, thatz wot I wont
tu no. We ar tryin hard tu undurstand egzakly wot thay havz dun tu ther
taylz, but it iz puzlin.



Wel, dyur subjekz, it havz bean a long dae an my huzbun an I ar tyrd so we
ar gowin tu hav the nies forijin the slaev havz bean tu pik for us in the
churtshyard. The yungsturz iz havin sum sort ov neezup an I hoep thay will
orl injoy themselfz.


Kween Betty Winzer


Hyur iz the hatz wot the slaev maykd for us bunz tu wer on the dae.  She korlz em fasinayturz

My sensibl huzbun rerfyoozd tu wer himz, but won lukd rarvur fetshin in wons fasinaytur az yoo kan see hyur

The bestist bit woz that we got tu eet em up pdq aftur...well aksherly dyoorin...the survis wen the slayvz attenshun woz elswer.

Tu my dyur subjekz

Hulo dyur subjekz.  I yam yor kween.

Du yoo C how gorjus an reegl I yam?


I hav bean towld that ther woz anuvur kweeny, wot woz orlso korld Betty an that she woz a jinjurnut tu.  But she woz a but funy an she puld owt sum ov hur fur of hur hed koz ov sum fashin or uvur.  How daft.  I wil not let eny ov my luvly fur get chopt of.  I yam luvly as I yam.  An bang up tu daet wif evry fashin.


I yam nyoo tu this blogin fing but I yam very intelyjint an I wil katsh on fast.  Then I wil keap yoo orl up tu daet wif my Royl dyootyz.