Tu wonz dyur subjekz at
hoem an in the wydur Kominwelf
Won
an wonz famly havz byn havin a luvly tiem dyoorin wonz Joobly. Wonz slayv yvin orgurnyzd A stryt pahty for
won an wonz huzbun in owur livinrum.
Wot
won injoyd mostist woz the horsyz. Thay
kaymd tu dans for won from orl owvur the wurld. Ther woz Mownteez an Indyinz an Kowboyz an Plees horsyz an
evryfin. The Kosak horsyz woz
urmayzin. Thay woz gulalipin akros the
ureenur an the peeplz woz duin akro-batix on themz bakz. An hangin orf themz siedz tu. Won an wonz
huzbun woz gaspin. An that Frensh blowk
wot brings in the horsyz wif no hatz on an thay stil did orl the fingz he
asktid them tu du. Yvin the litl fowlz. An orl the singin childrinz from
Afrika. Thay woz styoopendis.
An
peepilz havz bene sow kiend. Won havz
had lotz an lotz an lotz ov gud wishiz
from orl wonz subjekz wot havz mayd won smiel lotz tu. Orl the peepilz woz singin tu won on the
Mall an the sowljurz woz shutin themz noyzy gunz an evryfing. An ther woz haeryplaenz flyin owvur tu. Thay woz a bit noyzy.
Won
havz kermandid the slayv tu tiep this on the nyoo iPad fingy. She sed it woz hard tu du at furst bykoz it
keptid chaynjin wot she had ritin, but it havz prity mutsh givin up now an itz
letin hur tyep wot won is diktaytin tu
hur wif fyoour an fyoour prowtestz. It
must be gaynin a hyooj vowkabyooliry.
Won iz very hytek, yoo noe. Won woz yvin nowzin arownd hur foen the uvur
dae. She woz panikin a bit for sum
reezin, but she needint ov wuryd. Won
havz susd it owt an wil hav a go at playin wif it at the furst
hopurtyoonity. Won wundurz wy she havz
turnd that funy purpl kulur?
Won
hoepz wonz fyoochur yurz on the froen wil be az gud az the past yurz havz bene,
an wif yor serpawt an the serpawt ov wonz dyur huzbun, won iz shoor thay wil
be. Fankyu tu orl wonz loyl subjex,
evin the slaev.
By
Royl Kermand
Her
Royl Hoppiness
Kween
Betty Winzer
An
The
Pwins Wee-gent
Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir
