Wonz Joobly Speetsh

Tu wonz dyur subjekz at hoem an in the wydur Kominwelf

Won an wonz famly havz byn havin a luvly tiem dyoorin wonz Joobly.  Wonz slayv yvin orgurnyzd A stryt pahty for won an wonz huzbun in owur livinrum.

Wot won injoyd mostist woz the horsyz.  Thay kaymd tu dans for won from orl owvur the wurld.  Ther woz Mownteez an Indyinz an Kowboyz an Plees horsyz an evryfin.  The Kosak horsyz woz urmayzin.  Thay woz gulalipin akros the ureenur an the peeplz woz duin akro-batix on themz bakz.  An hangin orf themz siedz tu. Won an wonz huzbun woz gaspin.  An that Frensh blowk wot brings in the horsyz wif no hatz on an thay stil did orl the fingz he asktid them tu du.  Yvin the litl fowlz.  An orl the singin childrinz from Afrika.  Thay woz styoopendis.

An peepilz havz bene sow kiend.  Won havz had lotz an lotz an lotz  ov gud wishiz from orl wonz subjekz wot havz mayd won smiel lotz tu.  Orl the peepilz woz singin tu won on the Mall an the sowljurz woz shutin themz noyzy gunz an evryfing.  An ther woz haeryplaenz flyin owvur tu.  Thay woz a bit noyzy. 

Won havz kermandid the slayv tu tiep this on the nyoo iPad fingy.  She sed it woz hard tu du at furst bykoz it keptid chaynjin wot she had ritin, but it havz prity mutsh givin up now an itz letin  hur tyep wot won is diktaytin tu hur wif fyoour an fyoour prowtestz.  It must be gaynin a hyooj vowkabyooliry.  Won iz very hytek, yoo noe. Won woz yvin nowzin arownd hur foen the uvur dae.  She woz panikin a bit for sum reezin, but she needint ov wuryd.  Won havz susd it owt an wil hav a go at playin wif it at the furst hopurtyoonity.  Won wundurz wy she havz turnd that funy purpl kulur?

Won hoepz wonz fyoochur yurz on the froen wil be az gud az the past yurz havz bene, an wif yor serpawt an the serpawt ov wonz dyur huzbun, won iz shoor thay wil be.  Fankyu tu orl wonz loyl subjex, evin the slaev.

By Royl Kermand

Her Royl Hoppiness

Kween Betty Winzer

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The Pwins Wee-gent

Mr Nutmeg Varmint Sir