Hulo dyur subjekz. I yam yor kween.
Du yoo C how gorjus an reegl I yam?
I hav bean towld that ther woz anuvur kweeny, wot woz orlso korld Betty an that she woz a jinjurnut tu. But she woz a but funy an she puld owt sum ov hur fur of hur hed koz ov sum fashin or uvur. How daft. I wil not let eny ov my luvly fur get chopt of. I yam luvly as I yam. An bang up tu daet wif evry fashin.
I yam nyoo tu this blogin fing but I yam very intelyjint an I wil katsh on fast. Then I wil keap yoo orl up tu daet wif my Royl dyootyz.